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Fun Police Patch

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$3.6 $5 In stock

Category: Patch

The Fun Police Patch from These Are Things is a straightforward embroidered badge that reads “No fun allowed,” offering a subtle statement piece for any garment.

  • Embroidered design with clear “No fun allowed” text.
  • Iron‑on adhesive backing for easy attachment.
  • Measures 2.5 inches tall, suitable for jackets, backpacks, and denim.
  • Durable stitching designed to withstand regular wear.
  • Perfect for personalizing clothing or accessories.
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Joseph Y. ★★★★★

I stuck it on my work laptop and my coworkers actually laughed instead of being offended. The stitching around the edge is nice and clean, so it should hold up in the wash if I ever put it on a jacket.

Henry B. ★★★★★

Stuck it on my denim jacket and already got a grin from a coworker who read "No fun allowed" upside down. The stitching is tight and the letters are crisp, so it looks like it’ll hold up through washes. Exactly the dry humor I wanted without shouting.

Miles ★★★★★

The embroidery is clean and the yellow lettering really pops against the black background. Sewed it onto my tote bag and it’s already getting laughs at the grocery store. Perfect little touch for when people take themselves too seriously.

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